Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were

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So, um, I kinda wish I'd never seen these Heidi Klum bikini pictures. The former Supermodel is definitely showing off why she is a former Supermodel, as she vacations with her kids in Mexico. Now I'm not going to nit-pick every last inch of Heidi's body, since by all standards she's still way up there, and it's probably more the bikini's fault than hers, but I think we can all admit that she's lost a little of her lustre in the past few years. And it would seem that most of that lustre was located in her breasts. Where the hell did they go!?

Same question applies to Heidi Klum's ass.

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Monica Bellucci Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

11:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

It might be a bit blurry, but what we have here is Monica Bellucci nipple slip. Monica was spotted taking in some sun on her yacht off the island of Ponza, Italy, and it looks like she had a little bikini wardrobe malfunction as she was getting up. Either that or she really wanted her nipples to get some colour, but not the rest of her breasts.

I'm not sure why there aren't any Monica Bellucci topless pictures here, after all, she's Italian, she's on a yacht, and did I mention she's Italian? Whatever, even just getting to see Monica Bellucci in a bikini is good enough.

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Even More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

09:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Elisha Cuthbert is the gift that keeps on giving this week. Yes, this is the fourth Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures post this week, but if you've got a problem with that, you're probably on the wrong website. Today, we've got Elisha in a star-spangled bikini, and she's looking to be in better spirits than the past couple days. I guess she's come to terms with the paparazzi snapping away, and I bet her publicist told her to shut up and smile.

Previously this week:

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?
More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Oh yeah, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures from Fitness Magazine

01:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Once upon a time, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was the cute girl on Survivor. Now she's the annoying, idiotic, Republican girl on The View. Thankfully she's still cute, and TVs have mute buttons. And now with these Elisabeth Hasselbeck bikini pictures from Fitness Magazine, you can also add MILF to her resume. In fact, Hasselbeck donned her bikini to show off how she got back into shape after having a baby not long ago. Sadly, along with the baby weight, she seems to have also lost the gargantuan boobs she once had.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

12:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

I don't think Kim Kardashian gets it. The ONLY reason people "like" her is because her ass is a thing of constant fascination. How did her ass get so big? Is her ass actually real? How come she doesn't fall over more often? That's basically it. I don't think anyone watches her retarded reality show because they are interested in her "life." So why the hell did Kim Kardashian get ass reduction treatments!?

On her website, Kim writes about how she got "cellulite treatment" to get into top shape for some stupid calendar she's shooting for her boyfriend's birthday (and to sell on her website, naturally). It's a lame, and very obvious example of product placement, and makes her look even more ridiculous than before. Anyway, it's not like she even needed the ass reduction, since they could have just done it digitally when they were so obviously photoshopping these pictures.

So what's my point? Well, I guess it's that you have no reason left to care about Kim Kardashian in any way. You're welcome.

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Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?

02:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but it's possible that there might be an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip in here somewhere. It looks like all Elisha's underwater activity may have led to a minor wardrobe malfunction, but she may have caught it before we did, and adjusted her bikini top quicker than we might have liked. Or did she? Zooming in on this possible nipple slip picture might reveal a bit of Elisha's nipple, or a shadow from her thumb. Who knows.

Nipple slip or not, though, we do have some nice under-boob cleavage, a rare sight indeed. Also, there's over 100 Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures in this set because I'm seriously crazy.

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More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

12:18 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

You know how some people look even hotter when they're angry? Well, Elisha Cuthbert isn't one of them. Elisha was none too happy with the paparazzi snapping away at her on vacation in Hawaii, taking all these Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, and it definitely shows in her expression. Unfortunately, that means she doesn't look very pretty in quite a few of these shots. Thankfully, Elisha does look damn good in a bikini, so you're probably not looking at her face anyway.

Check out yesterday's Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures for a slightly prettier, and much sexier looking Elisha.

And also check out the many more Elisha bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures!

11:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Wow, now this is something to wake up to! I love Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, because Elisha Cuthbert looks awesome in a bikini, I think you'll agree. She's not all butch like Pink. She isn't old like Heather Locklear. And she definitely isn't all cottage-cheesey like Mischa Barton. I guess you could say she's the Goldilocks of celebrity bikinis. Just right. I'd like to make a comment about the three little pigs, but that wouldn't be nice.

Lots more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures from Hawaii with Hockey player boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames after the jump.

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Bai Ling Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

10:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Another day, another Bai Ling nipple slip, it seems. These were taken on the same day as those Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, but after all the fun in the kayaks, it looks like Bai had a close call with a big wave. But not only did she get the knocked the wind out of her, she also got her nipple knocked out her bikini top. Or did one of her nipples actually get knocked back in? You can never tell with Bai Ling.

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Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures Have a Good Vibe

01:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Mariah Carey is annoying. I'm talking about her personality, and her music. That doesn't mean she can't look good, and lately she's been looking pretty damn good. Take these Mariah Carey bikini pictures from Vibe magazine, for instance. Say whatever you want about her ditsy personality, and the ridiculous fact that she broke Evlis Presley's hit single record, she looks good in a bikini, and that's pretty much all it takes to get our attention.

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