60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

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The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

You'll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

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I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

03:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

02:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

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Plenty of "Golden Globes" at the AVN Awards

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The big story last night was the cancellation of the Golden Globe Awards, or rather the non-cancellation of the show. Instead of having a big red carpet, and lavish awards show, the winners were announced in ridiculously boring press conference. Anyone who actually watched that show must really have had absolutely nothing better to do. This was one year when you could definitely just check the winners on the the Globes' website, and you wouldn't have missed a single thing.

But, if you really need your fix of Award Show red carpet hoopla, there was another ceremony going on last night. Just down the road in Las Vegas, the AVN Awards were being handed out. And if you didn't know, we're talking about the Porn awards. Yes, the award show madness has gotten so bad, that even Porn Stars want their long, hard, shiny, metal awards (but probably for different reasons).

Many of your favourite Porn Stars were in attendance, including the now scary Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze, Stormy Daniels, Monique Alexandre, Belladonna, Charmaine Star, Sasha Grey, Justine Joli, Mary Carey, Sunny Luv, Rebecca Linares, and many other of Porn's "finest." Oh, don't pretend like you don't know who they are...

Alright, so it's not exactly the same caliber as the real Golden Globes, but it's better than nothing, right? Lots more pictures from the AVN Awards after the jump.

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Beyonce's Boobs Win at the 2007 American Music Awards

05:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

If you're wondering who won or lost at last night's American Music Awards, I can assure you I have no idea, nor do I care. All I know is that Beyonce's boobs are the clear winners of the night. Of course, the fact that her dress makes her look like an overgrown statuette is not lost on me. Too bad I can't make any "Golden Globes" jokes. Oh wait, I think I just did.

Lots more pictures of Beyonce after the jump, and don't forget to check out all the other ladies in our 2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post. There's over 100 pictures in all.

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2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

05:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year's turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.

There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there's plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me.

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59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

12:21 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

Another year, another Emmy Awards ceremony, and another boring night spent in front of the TV. I really wish they'd outlaw award shows, instead of using the annual circle-jerk as a pathetic excuse to promote the new shows of the fall season.

At least there is the benefit of seeing all the most beautiful actresses getting dolled up for the night, even if they're mostly nipped, tucked, botoxed and fried to within an inch of actually being considered human.

Not too many standouts this year, aside from maybe the girls from Heroes. Ali Larter and Kristen Bell were stunning as always, but what the hell Hayden Panettiere thought she was doing in that taupe tent of a dress she was wearing is beyond me. On the flip side, Eva Longoria's ass was looking particularly booty-licious.

Anyways, you can check out all of the nearly 200 pictures after the jump.

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