Tila Tequila Sex Tape Leaked - She's Gonna Sue

03:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Okay, I'm a little confused. Today a Tila Tequila sex tape was leaked on the internet with a short 15 second preview being shown at an adult video site called 4tube.com, and now she's going to sue them, claiming the video was on a laptop of hers that was stolen two years ago. But here's what I don't get: Isn't Telia Tequila a porn star? I mean, why the hell else does anyone pay any attention to her? And if she isn't a porn star, then what's up with all these Tila Tequila nude pictures I found in about 3 seconds on the Internet (many of which were too naughty to post)?

Link: Tila Tequila Sex Tape Leaked - She's Gonna Sue

Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed

11:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Okay all you Trekkies out there, get ready, because these Zoe Saldana bikini pictures from Details magazine will take your Uhura fantasies where no man has gone before. Or something like that. Now if we could just get Diora Baird back as the green Orion Slave girl in one of these outfits, that would really get my warp engines running. Anyway, I'm starting to run out of Star Trek pun, so, why don't you click on those pictures and beam yourself up, if you know what I'm talking about...

Okay, one more: These Zoe Saldana bikini pictures are fascinating. Yeah. I suck.

Link: Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

10:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Kim Kardashian is pretty annoying. I wouldn't even be posting this if she didn't have big boobs and look good in a bikini, but she does, so here's a Kim Kardashian bikini picture she posted on Twitter. Is this really what the guys at Twitter had in mind when they started that site? I don't know. I think they envisioned a world where everybody told the world about the sandwich they just ate. I guess Kim Kardashian in a bikini is better.

Link: Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen Nude in i-D Magazine

01:39 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Forget all your Victoria's Secret models, and Sports Illustrated swimsuit babes, the real Supermodels have been, and always will be those gorgeous women of the 1990s who coined the term. And now, proving that they've still got what it takes (after a healthy dose of Photoshop) are Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen nude in the Winter 2010 issue of i-D magazine. Only Helena Christensen goes the full monty here, but it's still a really hot shoot. I'd take Claudia Schiffer over Marisa Miller any day of the week. But I'd prefer to have Claudia Schiffer on top of Marisa Miller, if you know what I mean.

Link: Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen Nude in i-D Magazine

Natalie Portman is That Beautiful

12:55 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

I know you guys just want the tits and ass, but let us take a moment and just contemplate the perfect beauty that is Natalie Portman. Even though she's my all-time favourite, I don't post about Natalie very often, because she's doesn't make sex tapes, or wear bikinis every other day. And that is probably what makes her so appealing. Easy gets old, and if there's one thing Natalie Portman isn't, it's easy. But seriously, marry me, Natalie.

Lots more pictures of Natalie looking simply stunning after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of... Natalie Portman is That Beautiful

Link: Natalie Portman is That Beautiful

A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids

04:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Bai Ling, but if she can't even remember to wear a bra to a fundraiser for a children's hospital, she's a little bit retarded. And while this isn't the most blatant Bai Ling nipple slip we've ever seen, I think it takes the cake for most inappropriate. And what the fuck was Bai Ling even doing at a children's hospital fundraiser? How desperate for attention are they that they need to call on a q-list "celebrity" known for her inability to properly dress herself? Then again, I am talking about it, so maybe they're smarter than I gave them credit for.

Link: A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids

Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

05:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Yeah. That's Miranda Kerr topless. And Daisy Lowe nude. And Rosie Huntigton-Whitely topless. And Marloes Horst nude. And a whole bunch of other naked Supermodels from the Pirelli 2010 Calendar. Yeah. You're gonna wanna hang this one up on your cubicle wall. Don't worry if your boss says it isn't safe for work. Just hit him in the nuts and step on his neck when he's down, because if he doesn't let you hang this calendar on your cubicle wall, he deserves to die. Nevermind the fact that you can't actually get a copy of this calendar because it's so "exclusive." I don't know how you'd ever get a copy. I mean, it's not like it'll be floating around everywhere on the Internet...

And don't forget to check out the Vanity Fair Pirelli preview we did a while back for lots more hot Supermodel nudity, plus a video.

2010 Pirelli Calendar Preview:

Behind the Scenes:

Link: Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

04:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

Yeah, you read that title right, it said Minka Kelly bikini pictures. And yes, they're just as hot as you hoped they'd be. And yes, that's Derek Jeter, Minka's boyfriend, and one lucky sonofabitch. I think you'll agree that it's high time Minka got a new job, now that there's no more Friday Night Lights. I'd suggest any role that has Minka as a stripper, prositute, sex addict, or bikini model. Okay fine, I can do without the bikini model role. But only because we have these bikini pictures.

Oh, and I like to believe that in that last picture, Minka's giving old Derek a nice little underwater treat. Well, actually, I'd like to pretend that she's giving me a nice little underwater treat...

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

03:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

Link: Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

Megan Fox Goes Spread Eagle in The New York Times - That'll Save the Newspaper Industry

11:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files

So last week I posted one of these really hot Megan Fox lingerie pictures, that are actually from the New York Times, of all places. You know, I think maybe this just might be the way to save the newspaper. After all, if you can't sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox going spread eagle, well then you just can't sell a newspaper. Of course, it might have been more effective if these weren't all outtakes. And speaking of Megan Fox going spread eagle, I think she should spread her legs while wearing a naughty ballerina outfit in every picture she does from now on.

Link: Megan Fox Goes Spread Eagle in The New York Times - That'll Save the Newspaper Industry