Like Romeo and Juliet (with Herpes)

12:43 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. (Just Jared)

Who would stalk Jennifer Garner? (DListed)

Natalie Portman is still really pretty. (CityRag)

Madonna will be the new face of Louis Vuitton. So they want to have an ugly face? (Pink is the New Blog)

Katy Perry has a lollipop stuck in her cleavage. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still fighting. (PopSugar)

Suri Cruise is the most powerful alien kid in Hollywood. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears doesn't like her new laid back lifestyle. (IDLYITW)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are having problems. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears says she got married for the wrong reasons. No shit. (Hollywood Rag)

Supposedly, Brad and Angie are mad at Jen. (Popbytes)

Link: Like Romeo and Juliet (with Herpes)

Still Preggers

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Ashlee Simpson has been in labour for 4 days. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lana Tailor: Cute, hot, Canadian. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been "married" for two years. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer hang with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Talk about jumping the shark. (PopSugar)

Marisa Miller is never not hot. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson's country music album isn't doing well on the charts. (IDLYITW)

Brandy and Tyrese might be dating again. (Just Jared)

Amy Winehouse's beehive is back. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna and Chris Brown got matching tattoos. (CityRag)

Madonna told Britney Spears not to get married again. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Still Preggers

Not Them Again

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Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos are back together? What is this, 2006? (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie is made of wax. Seriously, it's weird. (DListed)

Cute college girl + bikini = nice. (CollegeHumor)

Kristen Stewart doesn't really want to give you an autograph. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Alba is hot. Her new hair cut is not. (Popoholic)

Heidi Klum's crotch gets bedazzled. (CityRag)

Miley Cyrus is not dead. (Celebslam)

PETA isn't happy with Lindsay Lohan. (IDLYITW)

Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick shill for Nikon. (Just Jared Jr.)

Scarlett Johansson talks about her feud with Lindsay Lohan. (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend isn't happy with PETA. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Not Them Again

Weekend Links

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Brooklyn Decker. Hell's yeah! (Popoholic)

Now that's one cute college girl. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend isn't man enough for her. (DListed)

Katie Holmes needs a new stylist. (Pink is the New Blog)

Victoria Beckham is Batman. That makes so much sense. (PopSugar)

Georgina Baillie takes it off. (ZOO NSFW)

Paula Abdul's stalker passed away. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer out on the town. (Just Jared)

Paris Hilton pumps like a pro. (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Aniston had a nose job. (CityRag)

Britney's kid is allergic to fried chicken. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

All Angie, All the Time

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Angelina Jolie wants to quit acting. (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie was in Zack and Miri Make a Porno? (CollegeHumor)

Yay! No more annoying Brooke Shields on my TV. (Pink is the New Blog)

Brad Pitt is mad at Jennifer Aniston for being mad at Angelina Jolie. (DListed)

Jessica Biel is lookin' mighty fine. (Popoholic)

Madonna has a lot of rules for when her kids visit their father. (IDLYITW)

Beyonce will perform at the 2008 AMAs. (Just Jared)

The Olsen Twins got protested. (Socialite Life)

Danielle Radcliff needs to put his pants back on. (CityRag)

Michael Jackson sold the Neverland Ranch. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: All Angie, All the Time

Step Away from the Photoshop

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They Photoshopped the fuck out of Britney Spears. (Socialite Life)

Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas are a match made in eyebrow heaven. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend girlfriend invade England. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is doing a movie with Pee Wee Herman. (PopSugar)

Kate Beckinsale and her sexy legs are back. (Popoholic)

Is Cindy McCain cheating on John McCain? (Celebslam)

Britney Spears' son is out of the hospital. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is all about being a mom. (Just Jared)

Christina Aguilera loves getting drunk. (CityRag)

Fergie gained 13 pounds for her new movie. (Hollywood Rag)

You'd think Jennifer Aniston would be over Brad Pitt by now. (Popbytes)

Link: Step Away from the Photoshop

She's A Racist

10:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Lindsay Lohan is happy to see the first "Colored President" elected. Seriously. (DListed)

Thos college girls just keep getting cuter. (CollegeHumor)

Meet your new Bond Girls. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Christina Aguilera denies copying Lady GaGa. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston talks Angelina to Vogue. (PopSugar)

Remember when Nicole Kidman used to look like Nicole Kidman? (Popoholic)

Surprise! Mel Gibson doesn't like gays either. (Defamer)

Madonna is demanding. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears took her kids to the farm. (Just Jared)

Whatever you do, don't eat Amy Winehouse's toast. (Socialite Life)

That's some bad celebrity plastic surgery. (CityRag)

Heidi and Spencer attend an Autism benefit, appropriately enough. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: She's A Racist

Teh Sexeh

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Kirsten Dunst is looking hawt. (CityRag)

Surprise, surprise. Lindsay Lohan isn't really a Lesbian. (DListed)

Shannen Doherty is acon the set of 90210. (Pink is the New Blog)

Kate Moss is looking a bit bloated. (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie shows some sexy leg. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until after they were married. (Celebslam)

Nicole Kidman is becoming a transsexual. (Socialite Life)

Evan Rachel Wood goes for gold. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears kid is doing fine after visiting the hospital for an allergic reaction. (IDLYITW)

Link: Teh Sexeh

Weekend Links

11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Candice Michelle is going to pump you up. (Popoholic)

Okay, this college girl is the hottest yet. (CollegeHumor)

Madonna and Britney: Together again. (DListed)

Courtney Love blogs politics. (Pink is the New Blog)

You could date a model. (ZOO)

Kate Moss shops LA. (PopSugar)

Melissa Etheridge doesn't want to pay her taxes. (IDLYITW)

Rumer Willis wants to be a serious actress. (Just Jared)

The Worst. Amy Winehouse pictures. Ever. (Socialite Life)

Madonna's hair disasters. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton has a new movie. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

The Witches of the Upper East Side

11:28 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Oh no! They're making another Sex and the City movie! Everybody run!!! (DListed)

Now we're talking. Cutest college girl yet. (CollegeHumor)

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are dunzo again. (Pink is the New Blog)

Whitney Port is talking about her new fake reality show friends. (PopSugar)

Eliza Dushku is back. And, yeah, she's hot. (Popoholic)

Madonna should keep her politics to herself. (Defamer)

Ellen Degeneres is sad that gay marriage is now illegal. (IDLYITW)

MTV is still giving Britney Spears awards. (Just Jared)

Tila Tequila preaches abstinence? (Socialite Life)

Guess the celebrity ass. (CityRag)

Victoria Beckham wants to learn to ride motorcycles. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: The Witches of the Upper East Side