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Well, the theme of July is obvious, and there's no point in fighting it. To that end, here are some Mariah Carey bikini pictures. Now, while most of you are probably just staring at her body, which actually looks pretty good (though I'm positive those boobs are fake), I'm looking at something else entirely.
I'm looking at the fact that in some pictures, Mariah has a ginormous glass of wine in her hand, and in other pictures, she's on a jet-ski, sans life jacket. Now, I'm pretty sure it's just as bad an idea to drink and jet-ski, as it is to drink and drive. Especially when you've left your flotation device on the boat.
Oh, wait! I totally forgot. Mariah's got two flotation devices right there on her chest.
