Jessica Biel is Topless in Powder Blue Trailer

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Okay. It's official. Powder Blue will be the Best. Movie. Ever. It could suck the big suck, but after seeing Jessica Biel topless as a stripper in the trailer, it doesn't matter what the movie is about, as long as it delivers those Jessica Biel nude scenes we've been promised. And if this trailer is anything to go by, I think it will deliver.

Scenes of note from the trailer: Jessica Biel smacking a wet sponge against her bare breasts, and Jessica Biel dripping wax on her bare back. Also, lots of awesome Jessica Biel ass action writhing around on stage and the stripper pole.

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Jessica Biel is Super Sexy in GQ UK

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What can you say about Jessica Biel's beauty that hasn't already been said? I don't know, and I'm certainly not one to try. Obviously, Jessica is still as beautiful and sexy as ever, and she's showing it off in the new January 2009 issue of the UK edition of GQ magazine. Of course, this is probably the most clothes we've seen Biel wearing in a photoshoot for quite some time, but that awesome cleavage helps make up for that. Regardless, this is definitely one damn sexy spread.

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First Picture of Jessica Biel as a Stripper in Powder Blue?

11:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

Okay, so here's a blurry picture that hit the net a couple days ago, which is supposedly of Jessica Biel in lingerie from her upcoming movie Powder Blue. Of course, we can't fully see the face, and it looks like that push-up bra is making her breasts seem a lot bigger than normal, but those curves are undeniable.

So what's the big deal? Well, besides getting to see Jessica Biel in her underwear, we may also get to see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue, In fact, since our last report, it has been confirmed that Jessica Biel will be naked in the movie, and has "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt," according to an US Weekly source.

So squint away, and get ready for the day when we finally get to see Jessica Biel naked.

Oh, and the creepy guy staring back at you is not Patrick Swayze, but his creepier, uglier brother Don Swayze. Sorry.

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Jessica Biel's Naked Photos: Her Worst Regret

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Back in 2000, when she was just 17, Jessica Biel got naked for Gear magazine. It was one of the greatest moments in photographic history, and to this day, is still the high point of Jessica Biel's career. However, the actress doesn't quite see it that way, and says the nude photos are one her biggest regrets. Saying it was a "really bad deecision," Jessica told Entertainment Weekly her "sad" story, reports RTE.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, the actress said: "That photoshoot was just a really bad decision on my part and I got myself involved with people who weren't thinking about me and were instead thinking about what kind of a story they could get out of it."

"I learned a whole lot from the experience, so it was definitely a blessing in disguise."

Well, I, for one, really don't think that Jessica Biel's naked photoshoot for Gear was a bad decision. And, frankly, I don't think you'll find a guy in the world who would agree with her. And besides, without that photoshoot, Jessica probably wouldn't have appeared in such cinematic masterpieces as Stealth, Elizabethtown, or Blade: Trinity.

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Jessica Biel is Holy Crap Wow!!!

02:26 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is in Rome for the premiere of her new movie Easy Virtue, and holy crap did she look absofuckinglutely amazing. This moment will definitely go down in the hall of fame of red carpet appearances. It's all hyperbole at this point, so let me just say Jessica Biel is as close to perfect as I think anyone has ever been. Except for her hair. You'd think maybe she could at least brush it a bit.

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Jessica Biel Brings Her Hotness to Marie Claire

12:35 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

Used to be you couldn't swing a cat without hitting a Jessica Biel post on this site, but that was a while ago, and why are you swinging cats? That's cruelty to animals. Anyway, like I was saying, it's been a while since we've even seen Jessica Biel, and while this isn't her sexiest outing ever, a little Jessica Biel is better than none, and she's still retardedly pretty. Not sure why she's on the cover of Marie Claire, though. I suppose I could read the interview, but fuck that, I'm lazy. Let's just hope this is the start of lots more Jessica Biel to come.

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Jessica Biel Pregnant!? Engaged!? Breaking My Heart Into Tiny Little Pieces!?

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Well, this is fucking depressing news. If you believe the rumours that The Sun is reporting, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake may be getting married soon. But that's not all. Word is, it might be because Jessica Biel is pregnant. If you feel like killing yourself, now would be the right time. Here's what the report said:

He will soon be proposing and has already started looking at potential wedding venues — or in his case, islands. The two have been dating since January last year and rumours are rife they may already be planning a family.

One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica."

So, lets see. Jessica Alba is pregnant. Scarlett Johansson is engaged. Sienna Miller is engaged. Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant. Ashlee Simpson is married and pregnant. Katie Holmes is married, with a kid, and is totally batshit crazy. And now Jessica Biel!? What the fuck is going on? I swear, if Natalie Portman gets knocked up by that bearded hippie freak of a boyfriend of hers, I will fucking lose my shit.

Now, to make this news sting even more, here are the hottest pictures of Jessica Biel I could possibly find. Hurts, don't it?

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Jessica Biel is Poca-Hotness

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I never thought of casting Jessica Biel as a Native American Warrior Princess, but I think Disney has the right idea in giving her the role of Pocahontas. No, this isn't for a new movie, but actually Disney's new theme park ad campaign. And even though it's G-Rated, there's definitely something about seeing Jessica Biel gone native to get the blood going.

Of course, every time I've ever seen Pocahontas in an accurate historical depiction, she's topless, but somehow I don't think we're going to see Jessica Biel topless, and definitely not from Disney. Still, when it's Jessica Biel, it's hard not to turn Pocahontas into "poke that hot ass."

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WTF Happened to Jessica Biel's Face!?

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Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on with Jessica Biel's face? Now, I know she's not wearing any make-up, and that most celebrities really aren't anything special without make-up, but Holy Crap! It's like someone scraped all the pretty off of Jessica Biel.

And her lips! What's going on there? It looks like she beat up Heidi Montag, and stole all her lip collagen. Jessica's upper lip doesn't look bee-stung, it looks like she was attacked by an entire hive.

Seriously, these Hollywood girls need to get it into their heads that plastic surgery never makes anyone look better. Ever. Or maybe it's just that all the plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills really did go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical School. Paging Dr. Nick!

Click on the thumbnail for a truly frightening close up of Jessica Biel's newly fuggified face. Also, Blonde: Not a good colour for Jessica Biel.

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Jessica Biel Umbrella Attack Mode!

03:57 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel has joined in the eternal struggle of celebrity vs. paparazzi, and she's taking no prisoners! Wielding her trusty umbrella, she swats the paparazzi like the insects they are! And like all superheroes, her wit is as impressive as her shoulders! Wait... What?

Yes, that's right, Jessica Biel is fighting off the paparazzi with a giant black and white umbrella, in a lackluster effort to maintain her privacy. Alas, it didn't quite work, and her brilliant plan pretty much failed miserably. She did manage to get in a few quick barbs at the stalking photographers, yelling: "Get out of my way!" and "Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!"

Well done, Jessica. Well done. Don't worry, you didn't looks stupid at all.

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