Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are Very Alluring

12:38 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Of all the Supermodels out there, I think Heidi Klum might still be m favourite. Not only is she still superhot, but she still loves to get naked (or close to it) in front of the camera. Take these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the April issue of Allure magazine, for instance. First of all, it's Heidi Klum topless. Second, they might be some of the sexiest pictures of her that I've ever seen. That one of Heidi's breasts covered in whipped cream? Come on! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? And in the last picture where she's lifting weights, well, that might be the hottest one of all. All I can say is I hope there's more where they came from.

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Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are a Handful

01:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

So these Heidi Klum topless pictures are supposedly from behind the scenes of her Vogue Germany photoshoot that came out in June, but from what I can tell, there were no Heidi Klum topless pictures in that magazine, so either the photographer was taking some extra shots for his private collection, or Heidi Klum really loves standing around topless holding her boobs. But can you really blame her?

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Heidi Klum Topless and See Through in DT

01:13 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

If these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the February issue of DT magazine look a little familiar to you, that's because they're from the same set of photos as those Heidi Klum nude pictures from the book Heidilicious by Rankin. However, there are some new pictures here that we've never seen before. Including the cover shot which features Heidi Klum in a see-through wet shirt. Yes, that's some Heidi Klum nipple, right there. The word you're looking for is "awesome!"

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Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

03:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

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More Heidi Klum Nude from Heidilicious

12:35 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Okay, seriously, if you haven't already bought Rankin's Heidilicious, what are you waiting for? If yesterday's pictures of Heidi Klum nude, covered in chocolate weren't enough to convince you, maybe these Heidi Klum nude pictures will. So what are you waiting for? Get your ass to Amazon and get a taste of Heidilicious.

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Heidi Klum Nude, Covered in Chocolate is Heidilicious

01:47 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

I'm not one for books, what with the reading they require and all, but if there's one book you should definitely go out and buy it's Rankin's Heidilicious. First of all, it's a photo book, so there's not much reading to do, and second, the photos are of Heidi Klum. Heidi Klum nude, actually. Heidi Klum nude, covered in chocolate, precisely. Plus there's lots more great pictures of Heidi Klum, but you'll have to get the book for those.

Rankin's Heidilicious is available now at Amazon.

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Heidi Klum Got Naked for Russell James

11:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

These Heidi Klum nude pictures aren't exactly new, but they are featured in the new book from photographer Russell James, and as such, I deem them newsworthy (yes, I have the authority to do that). Thinly veiled excuse to post pictures of Heidi Klum topless and naked? Maybe. But do you really care? That's what I thought. And for lots more nude models, you can buy Russell James' book on Amazon.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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More Heidi Klum Nude Pictures from GQ

01:31 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Here's Heidi Klum nude in GQ Germany, this time bigger, and with more shots than last time. Though I think that for comparison's sake, we should really get some full frontal, or at least front-on topless shots, just to see how she's holding up compared to her younger Supermodel self. Trust me. It's purely for scientific reasons.

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Heidi Klum Nude in GQ Germany

11:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Okay, so these Heidi Klum nude pictures from the March issue of GQ Germany may have been Photoshopped, but I don't really mind. The fact is, Heidi Klum is still really hot after all these years, and if it takes a little smoothing, pushing, and pulling to match reality with expectation, that's cool. Because while my head might know the difference, my other one doesn't.

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