Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures are Still Hot

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Well, Heather Locklear is definitely looking a little better than the last time we saw her. And when you compare these Heather Locklear bikini pictures to yesterday's Denise Richards bikini pictures, and consider that Heather's TV movie (Flirting with 40) is still better than Denise's reality show, it's obvious which one of the two former best friends is "winning."

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Heather Locklear is Freaking Me Out

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According to her IMDB page, Heather Locklear is 47 years old, but her face can't be more than a few weeks old. From her collagen lips, to her stretched out cheeks, I don't know what part of Heather Locklear is still real. Actually, her hands are definitely real. Real gross. They look like they belong to a woman twice her age.

And then there's the matter of Heather Locklear's breasts. Those are some incredibly perky boobs for a woman three years shy of 50, and she's not even a bra. Add to that the fact that her nipples look like they're cross-eyed, and I'm left wondering what part of Heather Locklear is still really hers. Oh right, her gross old lady hands.

That being said, I'd still hit it.

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Is Heather Locklear Still Hot? You Decide!

01:26 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heather Locklear

So here's Heather Locklear on the beach playing football, flirting, and generally acting young. And while her body is still in great shape, the signs of ageing are starting to show. Most notably in her face, where it seems she skipped her last Botox appointment (or maybe her face-lift could use a little tightening).

Sadly, she's also showing signs of getting older in her arms and legs, where she's starting to get a bit of that "old lady waddle." In fact, the only place it looks as though she hasn't aged is around her boobs, which are still remarkably perky (though the reason for that is probably an easy guess.)

Of course, the real question is, does any of that matter? All things considered, I think Heather Locklear still looks pretty good. How about you?

If you need more help making you decision, check out these Heather Locklear bikini pictures, as well as the rest of this set after the jump.

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Heather Locklear's Bikini is Too Small - Perfect Fit

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Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures. I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

One thing I do know about Heather Locklear's bikini is that it appears to be a bit too small, which pretty much means it's perfect. It looks like Heather's having a tough time just keeping her breasts covered, but if she needs a helping hand (or two), I'm free. Sadly, her bikini was big enough to avoid any nipple slips, so hopefully we can work on that for next time.

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Heather Locklear Likes her Cleavage, and So Do I

12:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Heather Locklear

If there's one woman in Hollywood who never seems to age, it's got to be Heather Locklear. I don't know which demon she signed a deal with, but she picked the right one. Heather Locklear looks amazing, and obviously, so do her breasts.

Of course, if you looked that good at 45 years old, you'd be showing off too. (Yes you would, don't lie.) And I, for one, am glad that she's happy enough with herself to do just that.

Holy crap, I can't believe she's 45.

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Heather Locklear in a See Through Skirt

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I see London. I see France. I see Heather Locklear's underpants.

Sorry, I just had to say that. But it pretty much sums up the content of this post. Now while, you're admiring the perkiness of Heather Locklear's nearly exposed ass, just keep in mind that David Spade has pretty much exclusive access to it. Depressing, isn't it?

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Heather Locklear Files for Divorce

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In yet another example of how all Hollywood marriages are doomed to fail, Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from her husband of 11 years, Richie Sambora, reports People magazine.

In paperwork filed Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Locklear requests physical custody of the couple's 8-year-old daughter, Ava Elizabeth, with visitation rights for Sambora. The actress cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split. According to the divorce petition, the couple signed a prenuptial agreement that determines how their assets will be divided.

Right, "irreconcilable differences"... Which really means she couldn't take be married to a member of Bon Jovi anymore.

So, as they say in the blogosphere: DUNZO!

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