Britney Spears' Cleavage is Confusing (and Near a Nipple Slip)

10:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, so for the record, I still hate Britney Spears, and think all this craziness surrounding her new album, which will suck just as bad as her last album, is retarded. Just like her. That being said, WTF is up with Britney Spears' cleavage!? You know she's just asking for a nipple slip in that outfit (and almost had one). There wasn't one, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing. You know, I really wish Britney would go back to being her crazy self, because this whole thing where she looks good is really making me uneasy.

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Britney Spears Naked in Womanizer Video

01:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, here's the thing. Britney Spears is naked in the video for her new single, Womanizer. But that's not the crazy part. The crazy part is you won't actually want to gouge your eyes out after seeing Britney Spears naked. You will want to rip your ears off, because the song is awful, but Britney actually looks... good.

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Britney Spears Sex Tape for Sale

11:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Here's something surprising that you probably never thought you'd hear: There is a Britney Spears sex tape for sale. Oh, wait, that's not surprising at all. In fact, considering that Britney was dating Paparazzi photographer, Adnan Ghalib, this news is just about right on schedule. According to The Sun, Adnan is shopping around the sex tape, looking for the highest bidder.

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer.

Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.

He told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."

Such a nice boy, that Adnan. He even respects Britney's privacy so much that he would only sell a sex tape featuring her, but would never reveal any other private details. Such a sweetheart.

Now, I can forgive Britney's judgement in regards to sleeping with a Paparazzi, because, well, she's a fucking retard. But no one in her entourage saw this one coming? Really? I mean REALLY!?

Whatever. Let's just see the tape already.

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Britney Spears is Looking... Good!?

10:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but supposedly that really is Britney Spears, and she actually looks - and I can't belive I'm going to say this - good. Her hair is combed (almost), her belly is flat (and not bloated), she isn't running over the paparazzi in her car, or dropping one of her kids on his head. Britney Spears is actually well-dressed, in shape, and freaking me the fuck out.

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No Britney Spears Topless Bikini Pictures Today

01:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

You won't see Britney Spears topless in any of these pictures today. Now I know that sounds like an obvious statement, but Britney was spotted at Bare Pool Lounge at the Mirage in Las Vegas on Sunday, and, well, Bare is a topless pool. They call it "European-style sunbathing," but that's just code for topless. But like I said, Britney isn't topless. And, frankly, that's probably a good thing.

But I will admit that Britney is definitely getting back into shape. In fact, after seeing these Britney Spears bikini pictures, I don't actually want to rip my eyes out. Much.

Sadly, no one else appears to be topless at this "topless" pool, either.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Are... Not That Bad

01:36 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Britney Spears loves hanging out in her bikini. And while I will never, ever, ever find Britney Spears attractive, because she isn't, but I've got to admit she doesn't look completely horrible in these bikini pictures. Okay, fine, she actually looks pretty good. Considering. And no, I will not cut her any slack, whatsoever.

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Britney Spears' Bikini Vacation

11:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

I'm not really sure why Britney Spears needs to take a vacation, but here she is relaxing, and dancing in her bikini in Cabo over the weekend. Britney got her dance on in and out of the pool, and all I can think of is when they tell you not to run around the pool, because it could be wet, and you could slip, and fall, and crack your head open, and why that didn't happen to Britney. Oh well, there's always the inevitable overdose.

And yes, I admit it, Britney actually looks okay in that bikini. I'm just as confused as you are. More Britney Spears bikini pictures after the jump.

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Britney Spears in a Bikini is Smoking... In Front of Her Kids

12:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

In case you needed any more reasons as to why Britney Spears lost custody of her kids, here are some Britney Spears bikini pictures where she's smoking in front of her kid, and he's playing with a bowl full of lighters and a pack of cigarettes. All I have to say is, it's a good thing she's not a gun nut. Or is she? Of course, given Britney's track record, this isn't the least bit shocking. And frankly, I don't even think it's that bad.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm very much opposed to smoking, and especially smoking in front of your kids, but it's probably the best thing Britney can do for them. After all, when Britney Spears is your mom, you know you're going to need a way to deal with the stress, so they better start puffing away as soon as they can. Of all their future problems, it will be the least.

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Britney Spears' Hairy Ass Upskirt

01:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

Ugh. I wish I could unsee these Britney Spears upskirt pictures, but sadly I cannot. So I'm inflicting them upon you instead. Hey, if I can't be happy, nobody can. Anyway, here's Britney on another night out, and even though she's wearing underwear, you can still see some grossness happening in the ass area. Is that hair, stretch marks, the general diseased state that is Britney Spears? She might want to spend a little less time eating Cheetos, and a little more time at wherever it is ladies go to take care of that stuff.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures: Still Not Sexy

12:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears

I really have no idea why I'm posting these Britney Spears bikini pictures. She hasn't looked good in years, and these pictures are no exception. She still looks pregnant, even though she's probably not, which means that belly isn't full of babies, but Cheetos (and God knows what else).

Anyway, it's too late to take it back now. What's done is done, and we all have to live with it. I wish that someone would just burn all of Britney's bikinis, but knowing her, she'd just walk around naked, so I guess this is better than the alternative.

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