Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Pictures Coming Soon

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So the big story is that Brad Pitt took some pictures of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her newborn twins, and now those pictures are going to be published in the next issue of W magazine. No, I have no idea why, or how, or even if Brangelina agreed to this, but none of that matters. All that matters is that I see those pictures NOW! Preferably without the babies.

Anyway, here's the first preview pictures of the cover of W Magazine with a hint of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one her wonder twins.

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Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures

02:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

I don't know why Angelina Jolie is taking her top off on her balcony in France. I mean, it's not like the paparazzi have been staked-out outside her home just waiting to catch a glimpse of Angelina Jolie topless. Oh wait, yes they have. She didn't even turn around to face the other direction.

Then again, we've seen Angelina Jolie topless in practically every one of her movies, so I'm sure she doesn't really care. Also, these pictures are well on the small and blurry side, but I'll take small, blurry Angelina Jolie nipples over none at all. Maybe next time the photographer can actually use a proper lens.

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Angelina Jolie: Bikini Model at 16

01:28 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

In Touch magazine has "uncovered" video and photos of Angelina Jolie from a bikini modeling photoshoot from 1992, when she was just 16 years old. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be scandalous in any way, but I guess the point of the article is that before Angelina Jolie was famous and sexy she was just sexy.

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

Yes, she was cute, and attractive, but in these shots, the word sexy or sensual doesn't really come to mind. More like trying to hard. Then again, it was the early '90s, and there's nothing sexy about the early '90s. Actually, yeah, she was sexy.

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Angelina Jolie Shows Off The Twins

10:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie may be pregnant with twins (or not), but it was a distinctly different pair of twins she was showing off the other day. Naturally, I'm talking about Angelina Jolie's breasts, which thanks to her new pregnancy, should be getting bigger by the day.

Now that I think of it, though, it's been a hell of a long time since we've seen any from her. Used to be we'd see Angelina Jolie naked all over the place. In her movies, photoshoots, walking down the street. Okay, maybe not walking down the street, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, since a little bit of cleavage is all we're gonna get these days, we might as well enjoy it.

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Angelina Jolie is Pregnant

12:56 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

No, Angelina Jolie didn't go to Burger King before hitting the Independent Spirit Awards, that is a bonified baby bump she's showing off. That's right Angelina Jolie is pregnant, and now it's official. I guess that's one way to put all the rumours to rest, but are we really sure she didn't just go to Burger King?

Oh, and why does Brad Pitt look like he's made of wax?

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14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

02:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

Here's a little preview:

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Angelina Jolie is Just Really Pretty

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

Here's Angelina Jolie on the set of her new movie The Changeling, and all I can say is holy crap is that one pretty lady. Most of the time I'm pretty annoyed with Angelina and her holier than thou, look how many different coloured babies I have, I'm totally boring now attitude, but today, all that's gone as I marvel in her old-timey beautiness. Seriously. Pretty.

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Angelina Jolie is Busting Out

09:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Angelina Jolie

You may have noticed that we don't talk about Angelina Jolie all that much here, and that's mainly because which Third World country she plans to adopt her next baby from doesn't quite fit in with the regular subjects we post here (*COUGH* Nipples! *COUGH*). And frankly, ever since Angelina dropped the crazy, knife-weilding, brother-kissing, general craziness, in favour of the mom life with Brad Pitt, well, she's been pretty boring.

Well, last night at the premiere of Brad's new movie The Assisination of Jesse James, Angelina Jolie was anything but boring. Sure, she's lost quite a bit of her sex appeal, and is starting to sag a bit, but she has a long way to go before she's even close to unattractive, and she definitely proved that last night.

Yup, Angelina Jolie's still got it, and by it, I mean her cleavage. And it's nice to see that she's willing to show it off every once in a while. Now, if only she'd eat a couple cheeseburgers and stop trying to save the world one orphan at a time...

Lote more pictures of the newly hot-looking Angelina Jolie after the jump.

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Angelina Jolie is Really, Really Skinny

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So Angelina Jolie was on The daily Show last night, and while she was definitely as beautiful as ever, I did notice that she was looking extremely frail and skinny. And it seems lik a lot of other people have noticed as well, since Angelina has been getting a lot of flack from the media over her incredibly small frame. However, according to This Is London, Angelina says the weight loss is due to her mother's recent death, and other of life's challenges, rather than a desire to fit into the latest skinny jeans.

Someone saying to me that I'm thin is not a compliment. I've always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I've gone through a lot. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding – it's been hard to get my nutrition back on track.

Instead of people saying I look like a person dealing with something emotionally, they assume it's because I want to fit into skinny jeans.

So, I guess I shouldn't make fun of Angelina for being so skinny, since dealing with the crap life throws at you isn't always easy, but still, instead of the water and celery diet, maybe have a cheeseburger, or something. I know Brad likees the skinny chicks, but a little meat on those bones ain't a bad thing.

Okay, that was probably insensitive. Check out tons more pictures of Angelina Jolie at the premiere of A Mighty Heart after the jump. You know, her dress only cost $26. Crazy!

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 1

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Well, another lackluster award show has come and gone. The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards have already been forgotten, and we've moved on to not caring about the Oscars.

Sure, there were a few funny moments: Justin Timberlake's impression of Prince, Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech, and Warren Beaty trying, and failing to be "cool" with a very, very, very bad impression of Borat.

I can't even say there was tremendous quality in the all-important evening-wear category. There were definitely lots of lovely ladies in attendance (so many so, that I had to split this Mega Post into two parts), but not very many moments like last year's amazing Scarlett Johansson breast grope.

Ali Larter is always gorgeous, and (relative) newcomer, Emily Blunt was a refreshing addition. There's a ton of pictures after the jump, featuring celebrities whose names begin with A - J, plus K- Z in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2. If you care, it's almost 330 pictures in total.

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