Amy Winehouse's Pubes Will Make You Puke

02:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Amy Winehouse

Oh God, I can't believe I'm posting this. It's the kind of thing that will give you nightmares for the rest of your life.* But if you think you're brave, or that you can't possibly be scarred more than you already are, I invite you to test your gag reflex at the site of Amy Winehouse's pubes. Yes, you read that right.

I'm going to throw up now. Be right back.

* Egotastic! is not liable for mental health issues that may arise from viewing these pictures.

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Amy Winehouse Shows Nipples, Is Racist

02:34 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Amy Winehouse

Guess what! Amy Winehouse is even more vile and disgusting than you thought. Not only is she a grotesque crack-head, but she's also a racist. Score! Yeah, she's a total winner, as this video from News of the World will attest. In the video, shot in a crack den, Amy sings a very, very racist song.

In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper.

Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies' favourite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: "Can we have a singsong of it?" Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings:

"Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!

"And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"

She repeats the first line over again and on the word "Nips" Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

Oh, and speaking of Amy Winehouse's nipples, which I really wish we weren't, there are pictures to go along with this splendid video, of Amy Winehouse whipping her nipples out. Yeah, I know, first that gross Shauna Sand nipple slip and upskirt, and now this. I'm sorry.

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Amy Winehouse Racist Video

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Amy Winehouse is Soooooooooooo Sexy

01:36 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Amy Winehouse

I don't talk about Amy Winehouse much here on Egotastic!, because I like to keep things as sexy as possible, and Amy Winehouse generally isn't sexy. That's all changed, of course, thanks to these pictures of Amy walking outside in her bra, barefoot, and crying. According to the Daily Mail, Amy looked disoriented and walked aimlessly for several minutes. I'm sure by "disoriented" they meant "cracked out."

Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.

"She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.

"She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."

You know, there's nothing sexier than an emaciated, tattooed, toothless crackhead, aimlessly wandering the streets, crying and screaming to really get the libido fired up. I'm sorry, did I say libido? I meant vomit.

And you thought Britney Spears was fucked up.

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Amy Winehouse's Bra Gets the Mail

12:21 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Amy Winehouse

Here we have British popstar, Amy Winehouse, getting the mail. In her bra. I'm not sure when this sort of thing became the norm, but I definitely can't remember the last time a girl in my neighbourhood answered the door nearly topless. And trust me, I've been looking.

Still, something about these pictures seems a bit off. What is up with her hair, and all that make-up? Maybe she's getting ready to go out, or maybe she's about to film a scene for a Sci-Fi movie, either way, it looks a bit staged.

I'm not saying Amy Winehouse is answering the door in her bra just to get attention, but yes I am.

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