50th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

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Another year, another Grammy Awards show, and another three hours wasted. Once again Kanye talks out of his ass, a bunch of people you don't care about read canned scripts (poorly) off a telepromter, and your favourite bands and singers are so far removed from anyone voting for the Grammys, that you don't even know why you bothered to watch. At least I don't. When the best part of the show is a jazz musician and a Chinese pianist playing Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue, that says a lot about the music industry these days (not that there's anything wrong with Gershwin).

But you didn't come to here me bitch about another lame award show. Or did you? No, you came to see what all the ladies were wearing, and that's one thing Egotastic! can provide. Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Rihanna, Fergie, Carrie Underwood, my new favourite super-cutie, Taylor Swift, and more were in attendance, so hit the link below for the full gallery.

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2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

05:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alicia Keys

Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year's turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.

There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there's plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don't worry, you don't need to thank me.

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Scarlett Johansson Hates Paparazzi Harassment

02:26 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alicia Keys

Scarlett Johansson has taken the celebrity/paparazzi dance to the next level. While on set of her film "The Nanny Diaries," Scarlett decided to poke a little fun at the paparazzi by covering her face with a home-made sign that read:

"I am being harrassed by the person taking this picture."

Of course, Scarlett's spelling could use a little improvement. The correct spelling of "harrassed" is, in fact, harassed, but who's counting. Her co-star, Alicia Keys joined in on the fun by adding her own sign which read:

"Me too."

Oh what fun it is stalking celebrities, but score one for Scarlett. Although I'm sure the paparazzi who toke those photos still made a buck for her effort. Next time she should just kick the photographer in the nuts and steal his camera. He'll think twice about taking her picture again. Trust me.

Trust me.

Link: Scarlett Johansson Hates Paparazzi Harassment

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

12:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alicia Keys

Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.

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The Alicia Keys Show

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Alicia Keys has just signed a deal with UPN to produce a television series based on her childhood. Although similar in concept to Everyone Hates Chris, which is based on Chris Rock's youg life, Keys' show would not be a comedy, reports MTV.

Although Keys probably won't be acting in the show, she is beginning an acting career of her own, having just finished Smokin' Aces alongside Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven, and Ryan Reynolds. And it looks like she's really getting into the whole process.

"When I was her, I was her," Keys wrote. "What she went through, I was really going through. I understood her. Her insecurities became mine, her anger became mine, her past and what shaped her to be who she is, became me. It was like I had no reservations, no hesitations, I just walked and talked and thought like her. ... Through her, I was able to express a side of me that I never really have, but has always been deep within in some way."

Well, we'll see if her acting skills compare to her musical abilities, but if they do, she should be in store for a big career in acting. Until then, more pictures of Alicia Keys after the jump.

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MTV Video Music Awards 2005 Mega Picture Post

07:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alicia Keys

Another award show means another Mega Picture Post! This time it's the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards, which were hosted by Sean "Diddy" (STFU) Combs. But you don't care about that do you? No, you don't, and frankly you shouldn't, so here are the pictures. 134 to be exact.

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Alicia Keys Pictures from Elle Magazine

01:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alicia Keys

Some might Alicia Keys is talented. Some might say Alicia Keys is brilliant. Some might even say Alicia Keys is beautiful. And I wouldn't disagree. Some might also say Alicia Keys has great skin. I'd say so does photoshop.

Link: Alicia Keys Pictures from Elle Magazine