Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

03:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.

Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Candice Swanepoel

Maryna Linchuk

Alessandra Ambrosio

Ana Beatriz Barros

Selita Ebanks

Heidi Klum

Link: Victoria's Secret Runway Show Mega Post

Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures from GQ UK

11:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

What's better than Brazilian Supermodels in bikinis? Not much. So it's pretty smart that GQ UK put these Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros bikini pictures in the new issue. I was thinking I should really go to Brazil, seeing as how so many Supermodels come from there. But there's what, 10 - 15 Brazilian Supermodels, maybe a few more? And what, like 300 Million people in Brazil? They can't all be that hot, right? It's just a game of statistical probability. But then there's that chance that it really is a country of 300 Million Supermodels...

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio and Beatriz Barros Bikini Pictures from GQ UK

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures from St. Barths - Part 2

10:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

As promised, here's the second part of Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures from her Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barth. There really isn't too much to say, really. Especially since I basically said it all yesterday, but let me leave you with this: The fact that hot women love having their picture taken half naked is just about the best thing ever. Oh, and Alessandra Ambrosio has a sexy tongue.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures from St. Barths - Part 2

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures from St. Barths - Part 1

11:34 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

I think Alessandra Ambrosio is officially the #1 MILF in the world. It's kind of retarded how hot these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are, especially considering she gave birth a little over a year ago. And yes, her figure popped back to where it had been almost instantly, but come on, have you ever seen such a hot momma in your life?! Okay, maybe, but still, that is one frickin hot MILF.

And come back tomorrow for Part 2 featuring, you guessed it, even more super hot Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures from her Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barths.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures from St. Barths - Part 1

Victoria's Secret Supermodels Just Because

12:12 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

I guess the next Victoria's Secret runway show is on the way, at least that's what GQ magazine says in thier October issue. So that's cool. And I think you'll agree that it is absolutely imperative that we discover the identities of those two most perfect asses in that picture. Yeah, you know which one I'm talkin' about.

The one's with recognizable faces, of course, are Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Isabel Goulart, and Candice Swanepoel.

Link: Victoria's Secret Supermodels Just Because

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off for Homem Vogue

12:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

Here's Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her amazing ass, and looking otherwise spectacular in Homem Vogue, the Brazilian version of Men's Vogue. Two of her outfits are also pretty seethrough, and you can kind of see some nipple, but the pics are a bit on the small and blurry side, so you'll have to squint. But you don't have anything better to do with your time, now do you?

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off for Homem Vogue

Alessandra Ambrosio's Bikini Secret

10:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

These Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures are from the new Victoria's Secret swimwear catalogue, and if you're wondering what her secret is, I think we finally know: Photoshop. Now, don't get me wrong, Alessandra is killer hot, but not quite this hot. Whereas we know she had a little bit of a post-baby bump when these photos were shot, there is nary a bump to be seen. Obviously, it's no secret that these types of bikini pictures get airbrushed to make them look perfect, but I think may have taken it a little too for, only inasmuch as where you think you'd see some camel toe, there ain't nothin' at all.

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio's Bikini Secret

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Get Naked for DT

12:34 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

We saw these Adriana Lima nude pictures from DT magazine before, but they were small and a bit blurry. Now we've got them much bigger, and much clearer, and it looks like Adriana brought her hot friends with her, including Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Raica Oliveira, and Michelle Alves. All naked. Of course, they keep the good stuff covered up, but even seeing a quarter of a naked Supermodel is enough to make it a good day.

Link: Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Get Naked for DT

Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn't Work Out Much

01:48 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

If you hated Supermodels and their freakishly good genes before, boy are you going to hate them now. According to The New York Daily News, Alessandra Ambrosio got her post-baby body back into shape without doing much at all. In fact, she says she only does Yoga once a week. Now take a look at these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, and think on that!

Call it the Model Myth — a svelte ­celebrity who claims she doesn’t work out to maintain her enviable physique.

Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio told guests at Russell James' book launch on Wednesday that she barely lifted a finger to get her body back after having a baby. "I only do yoga once a week or so, but that's it for now," she shrugged.

Seriously, we need to start cloning these people. Or making them have more babies, since they can obviously get back into shape super fast. But I guess that's why they pay them the big bucks, right? After all, she could probably vaporize us with her heat vision, so it's probably best to keep her happy.

Here's more proof that Alessandra Ambrosio is not actually human.

Link: Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn't Work Out Much

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

02:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

We ended off last week with some Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, so what better way to start off this week than with some more Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures. It's still hard to believe that Alessandra gave birth just five months ago, but she is a Supermodel after all, and that's one the main Supermodel Superpowers. Other Supermodel Superpowers include the ability to change clothes really fast (kinda like Superman, but not quite), the ability to walk in a straight line without falling down (most of the time), and of course, the ability to melt mens brains on sight. That last one's actually pretty cool.

More Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash News / bauergriffinonline.com

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