Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2008 Pictures

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Yes, it's that very special time of year again. No, not Christmas, not your birthday, not Wednesday. It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! That magical time when the most insanely gorgeous of all Supermodels walk the runway in ridiculous lingerie that no woman would ever actually wear in real life. But that's okay, because these women aren't found in real life either. It's the ultimate fantasy, and you will never be a part of it. But at least you can ook on from the sidelines right here, and dream that one day, maybe you'll be so very lucky that you might breathe the same air as one of these mythical creatures. But keep dreaming.

Of course, all your favourites are here: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Kurkova, and lots, lots more.

And speaking of more, there are over 200 more pictures after the jump!

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Victoria's Secret Bikini Heaven

12:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

No, you haven't died and gone to heaven, and these aren't 70 virgins (excpet for Adriana Lima, except not really). But they are 25 Angels, Vctoria's Secret Angels, that is. And like how I imagine heaven, they're all wearing sexy white bikinis (Actually, in my version of heaven, they're wearing a lot less). Included in the gang are all the regulars: Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Angela Lindvall, and many, many more. It's more hotness than you can shake your stick at, but I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun trying.

And of course, there are lots more Victoria's Secret Supermodel bikini pictures after the jump.

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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kerkova, and Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

03:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I don't know what kind of cosmic lottery you have to play in order to win a spot at this Victoria's Secret bikini photoshoot, featuring Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller, but I want a ticket. I don't care what it costs, or what it takes to get it. I don't even care if I win or not. Just the chance to play is all I ask. But seriously, why don't I get to hang out with Supermodels!?

Photo credit: Splash News

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Adriana Lima Must Smell Really Good

11:34 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Here's Adriana Lima topless and in lingerie in some ads for Victoria's Secret's new fragrance, VS Wish. And if that perfume smells anywhere near as good as Adriana Lima looks in these pictures, then it probably smells like heaven wrapped in donuts. Of course, it could also smell like a beer-filled ashtray, but as long as Adriana Lima is half naked, it doesn't matter one bit.

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Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes Are My Supermodel Obsession

03:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

So, apparently, Victoria's Secret has some new lingerie line, or something, called Supermodel Obsession. I don't really know, nor do I care, but the important thing is that they get their special brand of Supermodel, women like Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes to pose in said lingerie, and, well, that's great.

And sure, these pictures are Photoshopped to the point that they don't even look human anymore, but that's fine. We could all use a little fantasy every now and then. My fantasy, as it were, happens to include both Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes, but they're not wearing as much.

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Victoria's Secret Girls Gone Wild in GQ

03:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Oh my. GQ has done it again. And this time they've given us the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels. Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are all here, and are all super hot. Obviously.

The lucky bastards at GQ got the backstage access that every guy othe planet would kill for, but thankfully, they were really nice, and decided to share, instead of keeping the pictures (and video!!) to themselves. But what are you still doing reading this? Start clicking on the good stuff...

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Victoria's Secret GQ Special Making Of Video

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Adriana Lima Won't Be a Virgin for Long

10:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

And another one bites the dust. Sad news boys (and girls?), Supermodel Adriana Lima will soon be off the market. The Victoria's Secret stunner is now engaged to Serbian Basketball player, Marko Jaric, of the Minnesota Timberwolves, reports People. Of course, this begs the question of whether or not Adriana Lima is still a virgin. It also makes you wonder if Marko is just asking her to marry him as a ploy to get her into bed. Not that marrying Adriana Lima isn't the best thing you could probably do in your life. I guess it's win win.

Here's Adriana Lima just walking down the street looking ridiculously hot.

Photo credit: WENN

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Adriana Lima Topless and Sexy as Hell in Elle

02:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

I'm a little disappointed in the folks at the Italian edition of Elle magazine, because while they did manage to come up with some damn sexy Adriana Lima topless pictures for their June issue, it would have been nice if they could have gone that extra little inch. I mean, it is Italy, after all. Getting naked is pretty much the national sport. Point is, I would have really liked to see Adriana Lima naked. Still, Adriana Lima topless isn't half bad, and these are still some her hottest pictures yet, so I won't complain too much.

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Adriana Lima Nude Pictures and Video from GQ Magazine

10:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Wednesday is "Hump Day" which is perfect, because here's Adriana Lima nude in the new issue of GQ Magazine. Of course, Adriana Lima is a virgin, so there won't actually be any humping going on. I still can't actually believe that she's never had sex, though. I mean, you don't generally find women much hotter than Adriana Lima. What a waste. At least we get to see Adriana Lima naked. After all, that's the best any of us could really hope for anyway, virgin or not.

Watch the Video:

Adriana Lima Nude Photoshoot Video from GQ

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Adriana Lima is Topless in Esquire, and So Are Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks

01:30 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Alright, I'm not going to bore you with some long diatribe about how awesome it is that Adriana Lima is topless along with her Victoria's Secret companions, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart and Selita Ebanks in the February issue of Esquire magazine. Of course, it would be a lot awesomer if they weren't all covering themselves up. At least we get a little Karolina Kurkova nipple action. That's a decent consolation prize.

Oh, and on the cover, rather than all being topless, the girls are bottomless. You know, just to shake things up.

Link: Adriana Lima is Topless in Esquire, and So Are Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks