Friday, 4 July, 2008

Halle Berry Bikini Pictures Are Back!

12:18 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Halle Berry

Um... Oh My God! It's Halle Berry bikini pictures! And while these Halle Berry bikini pictures could have been a bit better, in that there could have been more of them, or they could be a bit clearer, or a bit bigger, the best way they could have been better would have been if Halle wasn't wearing that sheer shirt, and just went for it. Of course, the only thing that matters is that Halle Berry is back in a bikini!

Halle still looks incredible, though she still seems to have a bit of residual baby bumpness as she poses for the ad campaign for her new fragrance line on the beach in Hawaii. And you know what that means... We'll probably get more, and hopefully more revealing Halle Berry bikini pictures very soon. Here's hoping...

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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Weekend Links

11:49 AM, Filed under: Links

Brooke Burke makes it a happy Independence Day indeed. (Popoholic)

One of Lindsay Lohan's best bikini poses ever. (CollegeHumor)

Fake boobs and American Flags. Now that's patriotic. (eBaum's World)

Shauna Sand is the definition of elegance. (DListed)

You don't want to shop at the same deli as Amy Winehouse. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon is looking cute in London. (PopSugar)

Nicole Richie will guest star on NBC's Chuck this year. (Just Jared)

Kelly Ripa takes over The Hamptons. (Socialite Life)

Can you name that Celebrity Tattoo? (CityRag)

Madonna doesn't want her (soon-to-be-ex) husband to move to New York. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

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Mandy Moore Needs to Lose the Sweater

10:38 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mandy Moore

Bah! Mandy Moore is wearing just about the lowest cut dress ever, and would be showing tons of boobage, but she had to go and ruin it all by wearing that damned sweater. I mean come on! I'm sure we would have totally had a Mandy Moore nipple slip if she wasn't wearing that damned sweater.

Oh, and guess what? Mandy Moore is single now. Yeah, well, get in line. I got dibs. That's how it works right? Whatever, I'm sure that constant comments on Mandy Moore's breasts is exactly what she's looking for in a boyfriend. Oh yeah, I'm so in.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures: Now With More Ass

01:03 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashley Tisdale

If you liked yesterday's Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, you'll probably like today's Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. And if you like Ashley Tisdale's ass, then you'll definitely like these pictures, since that's basically all there is in this set. If you don't like Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, or her ass, then I can't really help you. Would you maybe like a cookie instead?

Photo credit: Splash News

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Thursday, 3 July, 2008

Megan Fox is Un-Engaged, Soon to be Single

02:55 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Megan Fox

According to Contact Music, Megan Fox has called off her engagement to to 9021-Douche, Brian Austin Green. However, the couple haven't broken up completely. Megan, 22, says she still "cares" for Green, but is too young to get married.

Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news. An insider says, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."

Hmm... "cares about..." that doesn't sound like love to me. Sounds like Megan knows she's too hot for that has-been, and is starting to do something about it. You know who she's not too hot for? A celebrity blogger who spends all his time in his tiny apartment making fun of people like her, and showing sexy pictures of them. Aw yeah.

Here's Megan Fox looking sexy in the July issue of FHM. Just because.

Link: Megan Fox is Un-Engaged, Soon to be Single

Waxy Ass

02:11 PM, Filed under: Links

Tyra Banks is hot again? Or is she? Dun dun dun! (DListed)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are into water sports. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Simpson gets ready for life as an aunt. (PopSugar)

Anna Faris is sexy in red. (Popoholic)

Madonna, Alex Rodriguez, Lenny Kravitz? Colour me confused. (Defamer)

Nope, Angelina Jolie still hasn't given birth. (Just Jared)

Christie Brinkley's divorce trial is getting nasty. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears is back with Adnan Ghalib. (IDLYITW)

Suri Cruise is all about the crash. (CityRag)

Mariah Carey's latest marriage is in trouble? Who would have guessed? (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Waxy Ass

Mariah Carey's Bikini Music Video and Magazine

01:24 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Mariah Carey

It's bikini time all the time for Mariah Carey these days. You might remember a few weeks ago that we posted some Mariah Carey bikini pictures from her music video shoot, well today that music video has been released, with even more Mariah Carey bikini action than we expected. The best part, though: The song's title is "I'll Be Loving U Long Time." Which I guess completes Mariah's transition to becoming an Asian stereotype prostitute (The only difference being that apparently she's Asian now).

Watch the Video:

Mariah Carey Bikini Music Video for I'll Be Loving U Long Time

And here's more of Mariah Carey in a bikini for the June issue of I-D magazine. It really seems like she can't resist getting all bikinified lately. Now, if only she would just be quiet.

Link: Mariah Carey's Bikini Music Video and Magazine

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

02:50 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashley Tisdale

Here are a whole whack of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures from her vacation in Hawaii. And here's a fun fact: Ashlee Tisdale and Lindsay Lohan have the same birthday (July 2), except Ashley is actually a year older. So how is it that while Ashley is 23, she still looks like she's 16, and even though Lindsay is only 22, she looks like she's 40? Oh right, sex, drugs, and alcohol. That girl has lived a lifetime already. Still, I wouldn't mind some more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures.

Anyway, tons, and I really do mean tons, more Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash News / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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Paz Vega Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

01:12 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Paz Vega

I love Spanish actresses, and Paz Vega in particular, so I'm quite pleased to present these Paz Vega swimsuit pictures from her yacht vacation in Ibiza. The super sexy Spanish senora's sizzling swimsuit showed off her sensually sinuous, and slender shape. And yes, along with Spanish ladies showing off their svelte and sexy swimsuits, I also enjoy alliteration.

Now, if we could get some bikini pictures of Spanish actresses Leonor Watling or Elena Anaya (the most beautiful woman in the world ever), now that would make this blogger very happy.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Wednesday, 2 July, 2008

Ashlee Simpson's Breasts and Baby Bump are Getting Bigger

12:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson is out showing off her boobs and baby bump again, and it seems like we can't get enough of her. Especially since we last saw Ashlee Simpson's boobs, we were completely amazed. Of course, it makes you wonder whether people will care about Ashlee Simpson at all once she's back to her normal body (if she's ever back to her normal body), and carrying around a bunch of kids, and her gay husband. Judging by her album sales, though, they probably won't.

More of Ashlee's boobs and baby bump after the jump. Hey, that rhymes!

Photo credit: Flynet

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Knocked Up

11:40 AM, Filed under: Links

Naomi Watts is pregnant again. That was fast. (PopSugar)

That's some good Lindsay Lohan side boob. (CollegeHumor)

Shannen Doherty is coming back to 90210! Even better, Tori Spelling isn't! (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan is 22? That can't be right. (Pink is the New Blog)

Tila Tequila brings her cleavage to TRL. (Popoholic)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie pretend they're not breaking up by having dinner together. (Just Jared)

"Inappropriate" is not in Heidi and Spencer's vocabulary. (CelebSlam)

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez are no longer together. (IDLYITW)

Surprise surprise. Nobody wants to see Katie Holmes on Broadway. (Socialite Life)

Alicia Keys gets sexy in Cosmo. (CityRag)

Shouldn't Gwen Stefani have given birth by now? (Hollywood Rag)

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have lunch with Momma Goldie Hawn. (PopBytes)

Link: Knocked Up

Gisele Bundchen Topless and Nipple Slip Pictures

03:53 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Gisele Bundchen

So you may remember, a couple months back, we had story about a Gisele Bundchen nude picture going up for auction. Well, now we have the rest of the pictures from that set, taken by famous photographer, Michel Comte. The picture that went on sale was the one featuring Gisele Bundchen topless smoking a cigarette, but the set also includes other topless, see through, and nipple slip pictures. And even though these pictures are actually from 1999, I've never seen them before, and I'm sure you won't mind their being posted here.

Photo credit: Michel Comte

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Audrina Patridge Topless in Into The Blue 2?

02:47 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

I can't find the original article, so I'm not 100% sure on this one, but according to National Ledger (ever the bastion of journalistic integrity), Star magazine is reporting that we will see Audrina Patridge topless in her new movie Into the Blue 2. The report also indicates that we will soon see pictures of Audrina nude on the set, but I think that's a stretch.

Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on. According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film. The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming "Into The Blue 2".

Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort). "The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds," a source tells the magazine. "Still, she's a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress."

So, are we really going to see Audrina Patridge topless again? Well, considering that she's a total attention whore (though not as bad as Heidi Montag), and that we've already seen Audrina Patridge topless pictures and Audrina Patridge nude pictures, I'd say it feels likely. If it's true. Plus, she hasn't showed off her new breast implants yet.

The real question, of course, is whether or not we will get to see Laura Vandervoort topless too...

And if you remember those Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from the set of Into the Blue 2 from back in May, here are some more bikini shots that we haven't posted yet. Lots more after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Tuesday, 1 July, 2008

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

01:23 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Christina Milian

So, a couple years back, it seemed like Christina Milian was poised to be the next big thing. It didn't happen. I have no idea what she's been up to lateley, but whatever it is, at least she's keeping herself in great shape, as you can see from these Christina Milian bikini pictures. Hopefully whatever her next project is will involve that spectacular ass in some way or other.